YOU F*cking Rock Bath Salts

Look at you go, doing the job of ten people, carrying everyone’s emotional baggage and somehow still holding it together. That’s not just survival, babe. That’s iconic behaviour.
This salty soak is your standing ovation in a tub: lemon, bergamot and orange (the three musketeers of emotional revival) slap your body out of its sulk while magnesium-rich salts soften every overworked muscle so you can stress less and remember how f*cking fabulous you are.
Pour it in, raise a glass, and toast to your own damn brilliance. Cheers to you, legend.