SORE As F*ck bath salts

You went hard at the gym and now your muscles are staging a revolt. Walking burns, sitting’s a punishment and breathing feels like betrayal.
This salty muscle truce is stacked with epsom, sea and himalayan pink salts with magnesium to calm the dull ache. Wintergreen cools the fire, peppermint brings the icy slap and lavender tells your sore bits to take a f*cking nap.
It’s bath-time pain relief for gym rats who confuse suffering with self-care. Resurface only when you feel good and salty.